notes from the new underground
fake french, disillusioned youth, overt obsessions, federalist fun
fek:
Today’s one of those days I would like to answer every question like this. Or better yet, have Marky Mark answer every question for me like this.
i plan on responding just like this to every customer tonight who asks if we are “bringing the old chocolate cake back??????”
Were it possible to just say that to everyone who asks me a question…
between this article and that diaper murderer space lady, ain't no way i'm marrying an astronaut
(via sunplusnightplusjess)
:sigh: why can’t they just be like tom hanks in apollo 13?
here is For Whom The Bell Tolls
how, how, how have i not read this yettttttt. this is some kind of wonderful.
Well, so that is what happens and what has happened and you might as well admit it and now you will never have two whole nights with her. Not a lifetime, not to live together, not to have what people were always supposed to have, not at all. One night that is past, once one afternoon, one night to come; maybe. No, sir.
Not time, not happiness, not fun, not children, not a house, not a bathroom, not a clean pair of pajamas, not the morning paper, not to wake up together, not to wake and know she’s there and that you’re not alone. No. None of that. But why, when this is all you are going to get in life of what you want; when you have found it; why not just one night in bed with sheets?
You ask for the impossible. You ask for the ruddy impossible. So if you love this girl as much as you say you do, you had better love her very hard and make up in intensity what the relation will lack in duration and in continuity. Do you hear that? In the old days people devoted a lifetime to it. And now when you have found it if you get two nights you wonder where all the luck came from.
these women are “plus sized”. i suppose that makes me obese. thanks for the inspiration, glamour.
“Indiana William xxx” the name of the new baby in one of the announcements in our newsletter for students. That is stoner idea if I have ever heard one.
“Wow (gushing voice)! (Pause) You look like you’re thirty in this picture.”
Thanks, Mom. She really know how to bring the compliments.
(via flamelikeme)
i would like to make a life out of making awesome translations
the grass is always greener
me: I hate my hair (most of the time). I think you generally hate what you have.
Becca: If we were back in settler times I WOULD SCALP YOU.
Yesssssss! Now that’s a compliment.
Baltimore Mayor convicted of stealing gift cards intended for the city’s poor.
GET IT TOGETHER, BALTIMORE
David Simon is SO MAD he didn’t think of this plotline.
Do you think that’s how she purchased that starbucks in her hot little hand?
